Ugh... The Hills

What is it about the Hills anyway? I mean, we all know by now that the whole thing is scripted, the producers do nothing to hide that fact, but we love it anyway. I don't love to hate the Hills. I hate to love the Hills.

Tonight's premier was packed to the brim with scripted drama. Whitney and Lauren in Paris, out on the town with a rock band, the Eiffel tower, Vespas, the whole bit. I loved when Lauren "ruined" her dress and had to go get another one last minute thanks to the "setback." I loved it even though her hair was curly and then "15 minutes" later when she went to get the dress her hair was straight. 

I loved when Spencer's sister showed up for her token cameo and sided with Heidi. She was practically reading off of cue cards. I loved when Spencer "popped in" on Heidi and her family in Colorado and then Heidi gave him the cold shoulder. I loved it all and hated every minute of it.